and not even in the good way
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
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Scary daddy
Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML
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EverestMelting 23
The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.
mwhpug 4
My daughter's crying and my wife will be home any minute, I'm screwed! Quick, let me post this to FML!
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Comments (134)
oreoeater 21
Mom gets back "honey whats wrong" little girl crying "daddy banged me"
jaellin 18
If my kids dad told me this story when i came home I'd find it a little hilarious
mrmaddman 9
Brahahaha!!!!
acianah 1
My husband sneezed; it startled our daughter and she started crying. A loud sudden noise is all it takes; it is all part of having a baby. I don't know how old your daughter is but just hug her, tell her she is ok and that you're sorry. Ours went right back to playing after that like nothing happened.
Ki11erC 18
I don't even see how this is an issue unless your wife is psychotic. Balloons pop, children cry, welcome to earth.
KAD1904 7
Is it just me that thinks 'smack' & 'gently' don't really go together. lol
cwl727 33
Are you scared of your wife?
Omniprism 15
Stuff like that will happen. I hope your wife knows and understands that. And hopefully you can explain to your little girl that it was an accident and you didn't mean to scare her. Good luck.
airportlad 4
Hes not scared of what she will say but how long it will go on for
PurelyCanadian 18
I find it amusing that the category icon is a pair of balloons.