Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML
Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML
Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Wow! That kid is not being brought up right. He should be sharing his drugs with you. Where is basic decency these days, sheesh?!?!
sumocj 14
Plot twist. The neighbor kid is in elementary
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
Wow! That kid is not being brought up right. He should be sharing his drugs with you. Where is basic decency these days, sheesh?!?!
wightkid 12
Idk why people are disliking this comment, it’s just supposed to be a joke
MrCT 22
It's hard to recognize a joke when they have a stick so far up their ass they have wooden teeth......
DragonMaiden7 15
You’re on a roll today Richard. Pass on the buzz to the rest of us
sumocj 14
Plot twist. The neighbor kid is in elementary
Inkoseh 33
So you could have been getting money for free on top of the drugs you sell too? I'm sorry you're missing out!!
inkochan 7
Tell his parents? litte asshat.
jfsiv 17
Kid: Oh! I thought you said this was "grass" money.
yeongji 31
I do not think there is anyone to blame but the kid's parents themselves. The reason being that the parents asked you to give him a ride each morning, but they failed to mention they will pay you for it. They should have told you about it when they asked, rather than trust their kid to give it to you instead. I am not saying parents should not trust their kids, but with how the younger generation are nowadays, is this really a surprise?