Today, I found out that the landscaping job I started three weeks ago is actually for an illicit business run by a hippie who pissed away the entire payroll to fund his drug habit. He has no way of coughing up the $900 he owes me. I'm broke as hell, and my electricity is now going to get cut off. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the owner of my workplace hasn't been paying any of the bills and that all 10 people on my crew and I will be losing our jobs in a matter of days. FML
Today, I found out that my employers apparently haven't been taking enough money out of my paychecks, and now I owe thousands of dollars in taxes. I already live paycheck to paycheck despite doing nothing but work. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Today, I found out the paycheck I deposited on Tuesday bounced. This means that the checks I sent to my landlord, the electric and gas company and my mom will also bounce. When I told my boss, we got into an argument over bank fees and he fired me. I had thumped him, though. FML
Today, I fixed my car starter for $700 because I worked as a delivery driver for a weed company. I went into work and my boss promptly fired me. For fixing a car. To do my job. Which I need, to pay off the car. He even smiled as he said, “Well this is gonna be real awkward for you.” FML
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML
Today, I found out that I owe the IRS money due to my previous job not taking enough taxes out. I am broke, unemployed, and was counting on a big refund so I could pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I woke up feeling out of step with life. Work owes me money for 6 months-worth of projects I did. I collected loans to take care of my sick dad and manage myself, and now my bosses are refusing to pay what they owe, so my account balance is blank. FML
Today, I found out, through Facebook, that my landlord hadn't been paying the mortgage on the house I'm renting from him. It's going into foreclosure. FML
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Top comments
ABbaby 10
Take him to court?
Sisaac 0
You should've done some research before, but still. It sucks man/girl.
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Comments (99)
DocBastard 40
So you found out you've been manicuring his marijuana plants, eh? I suggest you go back and skim some off the top.
ironwords 8
I agree, cut his dick off
coltsrock37 15
that's why there's a handy book called the Better Business Bureau...
BlAzEtHiS 0
That's not a book, its an agency.
kewlkate 9
Sue his pants off
loveforsoccer 0
sue the god damn crack head.
chessypie 0
get your money call the cops or something
TheRealLori 0
Go undo it all. Sometimes you have to get paid in vengeance.
Vash_41288 10
which apparently is not any, besides op would also have to pay his lawyers fee sucks all around
Chrispayne 4
I think thw worst part of this is onky making 900in 3 weeks
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Wow.
ProhibitionRose 14
>.> no the worst part is your spelling.
god_of_pot 0
Ok that was ur bad i mean get money first and dont u think u would tell the person is a druggie?
icecreammintz 0
i luv ur pic
Person1233 13
You should piss on everything he loves.
Glitterhinoceros 14
That's now OPs territory. Would be nice if they were worth 900$