Today, I found out that the landscaping job I started three weeks ago is actually for an illicit business run by a hippie who pissed away the entire payroll to fund his drug habit. He has no way of coughing up the $900 he owes me. I'm broke as hell, and my electricity is now going to get cut off. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the owner of my workplace hasn't been paying any of the bills and that all 10 people on my crew and I will be losing our jobs in a matter of days. FML
Today, I found out that my employers apparently haven't been taking enough money out of my paychecks, and now I owe thousands of dollars in taxes. I already live paycheck to paycheck despite doing nothing but work. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Today, I found out the paycheck I deposited on Tuesday bounced. This means that the checks I sent to my landlord, the electric and gas company and my mom will also bounce. When I told my boss, we got into an argument over bank fees and he fired me. I had thumped him, though. FML
Today, I fixed my car starter for $700 because I worked as a delivery driver for a weed company. I went into work and my boss promptly fired me. For fixing a car. To do my job. Which I need, to pay off the car. He even smiled as he said, “Well this is gonna be real awkward for you.” FML
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML
Today, I found out that I owe the IRS money due to my previous job not taking enough taxes out. I am broke, unemployed, and was counting on a big refund so I could pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I woke up feeling out of step with life. Work owes me money for 6 months-worth of projects I did. I collected loans to take care of my sick dad and manage myself, and now my bosses are refusing to pay what they owe, so my account balance is blank. FML
Today, I found out, through Facebook, that my landlord hadn't been paying the mortgage on the house I'm renting from him. It's going into foreclosure. FML
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Top comments
ABbaby 10
Take him to court?
Sisaac 0
You should've done some research before, but still. It sucks man/girl.
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Comments (99)
Jake0928 2
Tell him to pass the bong
ChuckleNorris 0
I could help you out with your hippie problem if you want
TeeAmoo 0
Its Time For The Judge To Step Into This One !
Shadow_Phantom 26
It's time for you to stop typing every freakin' word with a capital letter at the beginning.
sabrecaz 0
If you're broke as hell then why would you spend $900 on landscaping?
sabrecaz 0
oh shit
Tektite 14
Look into your work next time.. Do your homework Dur hurrr derp derp derpa Dur Dur Dur
Emilee_2012 0
I sense a law suit!
iluvcrazipepl 9
note to you: do a tiny background check to make sure the businesses are legal. jk
CLUTCHSOME 7
Sue.
daniel1991 0
sue the bitch!
Ray_of_midnight 23
Call your state's Department of Labor, they tend to take a dim view of employers who don't pay their employees. Not only can they compel him to pay you, they can fine him, too.