Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, my daughter informed me that she hates everything about her appearance and wants to get every possible plastic surgery when she’s older. She’s 7. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
Kids piss me off.
maria12_fml 0
She probably is upset cuz your older than 20 years old not cuz you're ugly.
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Comments (105)
nammz 0
Your name is loser with lice...most people wouldn't want to be like you.
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
FYL.
Anonanimal 0
what a brat!
auroraaustralis 0
FYL. Not because your kid thinks you're ugly, but because your kid's a brat.
glostik 0
argh. I hate annoying kids. They piss the shit outta me!
redxapplexoxo 0
Piss the shit?
Iloveyencheck 0
hahaha
YtotsDI 0
my Fav kinda piss yum <3
diet_otaku 0
guess i was a weird kid. my mom told me i looked a lot like my dad and i understood that she meant the same eye color, hair color/texture, teeth, etc.
mdv95 0
ugly!
aback 5
Wait till she settles down a little, then apologize for lying to her. Tell her you were just trying to make her feel better, because she's really going to look exactly like her dad.
halflife3isreal 0
YDI for being ugly.
madzi 0
Being ugly isn't something most people have control of. Neither is what other people define as "ugly" is.
sadistmonkey 19
Of course ugliness is something you have control over! It's called plastic surgery!! *gag*
Puolukka 4
Thank you madzi! One of the very few useful comments here. I just want to punch everyone who says "YDI for being ugly" when we have NO IDEA what the OP looks like. I've been called ugly before and neither my parents nor husband agree with that statement so...yea...to each their own it's all a matter of taste.
aphrodita 0
Haha, earlier today my mom looked at me standing next to my dad and told me I look a lot like him. My dad was like "Really, did you have to insult her like that?" xD