Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I wanted to rub my success in my ex's face to get her back for breaking my heart. I typed the perfect email, included every detail of opening my own business, buying my own home and cleverly intertwined insults. A few hours later, she replied, "That’s nice. Who’s this?" FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
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Dcm210 19
submit the photo on reddit and lable it "*****".
kBzee 3
Well that's childish
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Comments (162)
Isa_fml 20
She sounds like an asshole. I'm sorry it happened, but you're better off without somebody like that. Maybe she isn't over you, but if that's the case, it's a rude and immature way of dealing with it. You can do better.
cysanleigh 13
That's a bitch move and incredibly immature. I'm guessing she was embarrassed over being dumped and caught cheating that she pulled this stunt just to get a rise out of you! It's probably best you broke it off now rather then later!
karmicsamadi86 9
Wow, what a bitch! Consider yourself lucky that she's out of your life!
enderless 6
Google images a picture of an STD and email it back with the caption, "what I'm glad I don't have."
Bluskyhunter 0
I don't understand why you are upset you obviously made the right decision to leave her... She is now someone else's headache be happy and find a nice girl :)
sbjess 8
Stupid bitch is going to try to get back with u when the other guy gets tired of her shit & dumps her...when this happens, punt her in her uterus
Bebbo_fml 21
The ex is definitely hoping for a reaction from OP. Best action is no action at all. By not doing anything, she won't get the reaction and attention that she wanted.
vorspiel 17
Oh wow, she's bloody charming isn't she? Like you need an arrogant bitch like her, man, you could do so much better :) Forget her, she's immature and attention starved.
TonyRuckus 5
what a ***** bag!!
nachosbabygurl 9
that was immature of her now u really should b over her