Today, while on a first date with a charming guy, I excused myself to the bathroom. I tried to bring my purse along, since my pads were in there, and mother nature was calling. He vehemently insisted that I leave my purse, in case I was planning on stiffing him on the bill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
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Top comments
FMLKitten 15
If he didn't trust you enough to take your purse to the bathroom, then I suggest you don't go out with him. Afterall, trust is one of the main ingredients to a healthy relationship, isn't it?
Sir_ND_Pity 35
As embarassing as it may have been, if you didn't you should have tried to explain to him what was going on. I'm sure he would have understood.
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Comments (75)
thelastnerd 5
This was a stupid thing for him to do, but you could have just offered other collateral, like a phone or jacket.
Aregonde 15
Why should going to the bathroom require a collateral?
chosha_fml 27
And you're describing him as charming because...?
JanisEvans 10
He's a keeper. Clearly... Wow.
alliekat56 11
I hope you didn't give him a second date...
redhedsaysrawr 18
I would have looked him in the face and said "I'm on my period" and walked away. It might be embarrassing, but at least he'd leave you alone about the purse.
Metallica36176 16
He can "insist" all he damn well wants, I'm taking my purse. He could have stolen from it. How much of. cheapskate is this guy?? Good Lord. He may be charming but damn...
HairyPunisher 27
I was thinking that too! Most guys pay on a first date. I guess he was planning to split the bill?
patrickalamo 48
The dude should have been paying anyway.
twinkiefeets 17
RED FLAG!!! Do not go out with this weirdo again.
noraaa35 4
If he was honest with you about his worries you should of been honest with him too.. And he should pay for the bill ...