Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML
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rg350dx 29
The word "no" is appropriate and applicable in this situation.
fuckmylife518 15
O.O What did you do to make him hate you so much??
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vladimirnabokov 15
I wouldn't run it. period. I hate asshole teachers like that.
aj9090 9
I hated running the mile, lol. I was always one if the last few as well. Sorry about your teacher. I wouldn't redo it though. Just tell him no...
perdix 31
I guess that biblical suggestion to "go the extra mile" doesn't apply literally. Religion baffles me.
ManInTheMachine 20
52-First shot at being a douche? Don't worry about trying again--you nailed it this time.
dead_insects 18
perdix can comment as many times as he wants #52
jessejamesc 8
hard work NEEEEver pays off.
perdix 31
#34, "Hard work pays off in the long run, but laziness pays off NOW!"
moecroe 7
tell him to run it...it's not like it's impossible to improve.
m1989_fml 10
When I was younger, in P.E. (physical education), we did a fitness test twice a year, and it lasted a week each time. When we had to do the mile run, the coaches would hold out Popsicle sticks for you to grab for each lap. And to ensure that you didn't cheat, the sticks were randomly numbered and colored.
TheDrifter 24
We had an old drill sergeant, he ran/walked at the back of the pack and heckled/encouraged forward motion. But it was also 1 mile around the perimeter of the school compound, so only one lap to count.
madamspammalot 15
Well, when I was a young lass, we had fitness tests everyday. Only the first to finish the mile got lunch that day. There could be only one! If we were caught cheating, the teacher would deliver a few sharp whacks with a yardstick.
thunderniron 22
I'd refuse and dare him to fail me.
Fablelord 14
Your teacher's a prick!
Omniprism 15
I would walk it next time. What an asshole. Maybe report him.
grahmagog 14
He sounds like a dick...whether you finish first or last the fact that you ran it should be enough for him