Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for a sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML
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Angeledice 0
Did you kick him in the balls? ^^
Philosophic 0
YDI for looking like an urinal.
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Comments (113)
perdix 31
You have whipped out your **** and started masturbating and recited the Dirty Harry speech: "This is a .44 Magnum. It can blow your head clean off. . . The question you have to ask yourself is: Do I feel lucky. Well, do ya, punk?" You gotta outcrazy the crazies.
astro_plastic 0
THIS.
CallMeHush 1
I do it out of spite. Really, you should never and I do mean NEVER trust a bum.
mixhawk 0
gg
topbanana 0
mmk that is so weird and gross FYL
Rimaa_fml 0
Eeew first you had to survive with his smell now his pee. **** your life indeed!!
CallMeHush 1
Nothing like a little spring like weather to bring out tthe bums... greeeeeat!
zemo999 0
So where was your pepper spray!?!??
anela_fml 0
don't run kick
aznbitch 0
anela: hahaha.
xnty 0
op, this is why nobody was in the subway car unlike u smart guy. i remember i went into a subway car with a sleeping homeless guy. it smelled so bad it seemed he shit his pants yet there were still retards sitting around him. he coulda woke up n threw his feces at ppl in all randomness.
jellyfishdelight 0
Seems like theres been a rash of peeing homeless people on fml lately?