Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for a sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML
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Angeledice 0
Did you kick him in the balls? ^^
Philosophic 0
YDI for looking like an urinal.
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evilpieboy 0
i would have freaked out when he ran at me
AlcaSMT 0
YDI for thinking hobos are predictable.
LareBear 0
This is why you should never leave home without a sandwich! But seriously...that blows dude.
taycandy96 2
You should've ran. For your life.
yourlifesfucked 0
thats ok! it wasnt really a hobo. it was r kelly in his favorite tattered jeans and oversize hoody. you got pissed on by a celebrity, dude! next week, you'll get kicked in the balls by chuck norris and then raped by MJ
ImaginaryFoe 1
I guess you missed the news, MJ is dead.
yourlifesfucked 0
zombies still have penises... right?
anti_average 5
I wouldn't know. You appear to be the celebrity expert here. Do celebrity zombies have penises? Have you investigated for yourself? You sicko! =
cam007_fml 0
I don't think zombies could get a stiffy but they probably still have a penis.
Yaggi 0
that's scary....
HappyFishh 0
haha, WIN! what would we do without the hobos?;-P
MiiSzjDM 7
hahahhahahaha omq I'll be scared haha
datkid117 13
You're in New York yo.... Shit like that happens sometimes. lol
ohmycece 0
I just laughed out loud on the bus, I would've screamed so loud and kick his balls. are you okay? if only I could find out what happened next. FYL