kittyfiddlernono
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Pernik, Bulgaria 🌶️ Spicy
Run away time
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
I guess doggy style means something else to him
badassmf1234 22
How does that even come up in conversation?
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Rainbow_dumpster 28
Oh my... That is Gross. :&
oj101 33
I wonder how a person can twist and shape their mouth to look like &
DeadJuntao 9
I wonder if he has any pets...
upallnight11 19
I really hope he doesn't.
RoboCunnilingus 23
I don't think he has any pets. He has potential love interests.
Zimmington 21
At least he didn't tell you he secretly masturbated to "My Little Pony"
NeighSoulSister 6
I dunno about you, but I'd rather have someone tell me they secretly ********** to My Little Pony than tell me how *********** "isn't really so wrong."
neeni88 23
Who knows? He could do both. One does not exclude the other. In fact, one encourages the other... Sort of.
hawright 13
Ok, I'll say it, "Baaaa doesn't always mean no."
rhysfucker 24
Don't judge too quickly; we've all dated our share of pigs at one time or another...
olpally 33
What a freak! Run away!!! WTF? Weirdo!
SoulAmeliorate 16
Yes, because the first thought that passes through my mind when I eat a spoonful of ice cream, is, "OH, **********!"
Merylwen 24
Yeah, I really want OP to tell us how that came in the conversation.
Melix 31
It's okay to be single ya know? You have more freedom and you get to explore if you know what I mean ;)
cheeseygeek 12
Maybe that's what he had to resort to before he managed to score a date...
swimgood 16
Check please!