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Run away time

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Redoxx_fml 22

I guess doggy style means something else to him

How does that even come up in conversation?

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ewwww. that's..... nasty.

That was probably on his mind throughout the whole dinner and he was trying to think when and how to introduce you to that topic. Anyway, better you find out his mindset now than later.

And actually #96 he's not a squirrel trying to get a nut but a nut trying to get a squirrel ;)