kittyfiddlernono
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Pernik, Bulgaria 🌶️ Spicy
Run away time
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
I guess doggy style means something else to him
badassmf1234 22
How does that even come up in conversation?
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Redoxx_fml 22
I guess doggy style means something else to him
xBethanyC 15
But hey, at least he told you sooner better than later. Just imagine if he had never told you, and then one day you come home to find him having some "fun time" with fido.
Redoxx_fml 22
Yeah I'm so glad he told me up front. Though I doubt my direwolf would have been up for it
Bloodjoker 11
I guess she was scared he'd be too ruff with her
ohSNAPyall 27
He's just a squirrel tryin to get a nut.
thatkidhesh 11
thank goodness he said that before he potentially got you in bed. who knows where his pecker has been :/
simplyblades 10
You will soon find the right person. Don't worry.
Redoxx_fml 22
And he will soon find the right animal
zachattack112492 4
I'm just glad he didn't say ***********! Obviously all he does is get with the best.
ileenefudge 29
It's not a bad thing to be single for a while
xBethanyC 15
Yeah I was single for a year before finding my current boyfriend. Best of luck to you, OP :)
NagainaFier 16
Ive been single for 18 years; no rush at all!
badminton 14
Good luck my friend
badassmf1234 22
How does that even come up in conversation?
MisterEx 28
Like this: OP: I'll have a large steak withe a glass of wine please. Date: Oh no I can't eat what I am attracted to.
Redoxx_fml 22
"This is great I really love pork sausage." "Oh yes? Me too...."
mkid232 15
"Oh, this is a picture of my dog Rover. He's quite a lover."
RoboCunnilingus 23
I always eat what I'm attracted to.
Dave_Davington 34
"So I'm thinking of ******* a dog later tonight. Want to join me?"
cosmosis 12
92- Some of us males (not all of us) use these lines as scare tactics to escape commitment whilst trying not to make the lady feel bad about herself. The classic "sorry, im gay!" line is a perfect example. It seems abit less harmful than "sorry, not interested"... Right?
RpiesSPIES 27
OP: I'm so hungry, I can eat a horse! Date: Speaking of which...
little_one 20
Date: so if we go back to my place we have to stop first and get a jar of peanut butter. OP: Riiiiiggggghhht see ya!
Brock_Dudeson 11
Maybe he heard u were a bitch and thats y he went after u
dweeds508 24
Not funny at all
badminton 14
I thought it was pretty clever you stubborn rice krispies!!!
ShyAnn29 15
That's creepy and disturbing!! I don't blame you for still being single.
cocacola999 27
Is there a situation where you would actually blame someone for being single?
mario2012 18
Yea, OP's date.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Or people who cheat and then get upset that their significant other left them. Yes, I do blame those people and they deserve to be lonely.
redbandit9877 12
He's probably friends with that girl who did her dog for a bet.
NeighSoulSister 6
Where the hell did you get that from?
Freethaawave 19
This scary place called The Internet.
EverdreamOfMe 24
Maybe you should explain to him why not going on a another date with him really isn't so wrong.
GetPuckedUp 3
hide yo pets!
Pleonasm 36
Man some people just can't wait until dessert to cream themselves. He is one crass act, OP. Maybe it was just a corny pick up line pertaining to him being a beast or you beng a hot chick, but in any event, he will be comitting ********** tonight on his chicken, alone.