kittyfiddlernono
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Pernik, Bulgaria 🌶️ Spicy
Run away time
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
I guess doggy style means something else to him
badassmf1234 22
How does that even come up in conversation?
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Comments (110)
maria05136 16
Don't worry you'll find a better guy!
Just_Ya 16
Ever think maybe that's his escape plan for a date he doesn't want to be on anymore?
ohSNAPyall 27
In this age of Facebook, this seems unlikely.
Xotoolyxo 16
Put some animal ears on, and try making animal noises instead of moaning ?
Steve95401 49
Having sex with a sheep is a baaaaad thing.
Rebelhunter1995 4
Silence of the lambs takes up a whole new meaning when he goes into the barn
buckdharma 38
Doesn't quite get the meaning of a petting zoo.
kemnet 7
What reasoons did he give
toaster012 17
I'm on the same boat! So you aren't the only one OP!
AnimeWeedLord420 6
you've dated possible zoophiles too? cool
bryan788 29
hmmm, sounds like a good trick to get out of having the awkward I am just not into conversation. Or he is just a nut
vencku 13
He was most likely joking or talking from a hypothetical point of view. I've been in the opposite situation rather often. I say something outrageous as a joke and people look at me like I just killed someone. People can't take a joke nowadays. They ought to lighten up a bit.