kittyfiddlernono
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Pernik, Bulgaria 🌶️ Spicy
Run away time
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
I guess doggy style means something else to him
badassmf1234 22
How does that even come up in conversation?
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unknowndevil 6
Well, scientists can force different species to mate with each other so I don't see why a human can't mate with other animals.
ultra_notorious 26
hope you're kidding with that remark.
NagainaFier 16
They might put a tiger and a lion in the same room, to see if different species of the same family can interbreed (horses+donkies, lions+tigers, etc), but I really doubt they're throwing Chimps in with wolves. ...please don't own any pets. Please. Just no.
love_me_electric 20
You can also force animals to mate with their offspring, that doesn't make it okay.
SuperDanielNL 23
Because you can doesn't mean you should.
luststarrr 22
Are you the guy from the FML?
Pareidolia101 15
Some people are are just screwed up in the head so much that they think it's okay to screw animals.
worldclassrager 41
Well this may sound horrible but a pussy would work.,,as in yours...
ultra_notorious 26
perhaps it was just some twisted humour to gauge your reaction. did you inquire further or leave it as is?
imonkeyface 9
At least you found out quick enough and in that way rather than witnessing it yourself. You'll find someone OP, good luck.
TwinkleToesLOL 11
i think *********** is awesome. hes a cool guy :)
tgstorm 12
Wow... Some people are messed up...
Enslaved 38
"Down","Come" and "No Bite" commands really make doggie a "Good Girl". :P
rhysfucker 24
I love the way your mind works.
Epikouros 32
Unfortunately, dogs don't understand the word 'no' :)
Pierce1987 8
Who wants to see a donkey show in Mexico!
DeanWnchstr12479 6
Better single than stuck like that...