kittyfiddlernono
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Pernik, Bulgaria 🌶️ Spicy
Run away time
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
I guess doggy style means something else to him
badassmf1234 22
How does that even come up in conversation?
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lsmith6150 18
That's just so random maybe it was his way of scarring you off so the conversation of a second date would never happen, FYL for sure either way.
B1ackthesun 31
I agree! The fact it was 'random' according to op and at the end of the meal when talk of next dates etc normally comes up makes me wonder if he just came up with something extreme to try and make sure he didn't have to face that conversation and directly reject op. I've had friends who'd rather do something like this than be honest, it's not right, but it happens.
Claytoad 5
He didn't like you.
buckdharma 38
Your date gives a whole new meaning to picking up some stray.
graceinsheepwear 34
I hate to ask what you ordered for dessert that reminded him of that. Sorry OP
buckdharma 38
#55- Mousse.
ohSNAPyall 27
...topped with chocolate bark.
amifaiyaz 12
He can play with his chicken on his own,thanks.
LyraAlluse 25
Poor animals.
jw90 18
Brings a whole new meaning to doggy style doesn't it?
prestigion 4
but he bought you dessert!
paigexox0 37
So when he says he likes pussy he really means it..
DarthVader77 9
Great dump line, should remember it.