Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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Top comments
Mx_Rider 6
it was months ago get over it...
junying 0
delete her off again!
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Comments (78)
djnastee 0
thats exactly why i dont add my ex on my myspace plus she just wants to be nosy shes still in the request !!! lol
kloof 0
I'm guessing the OP edited this? Cause now it says, "broke up with me."
HamsteronA 0
omg she has a new boyfriend she likes big deal u guys broke up move on with life. NOW!
afarr 0
You suck bullshit hamster. Youve never been out of your room and left the computer, or had a girlfriend, have you? Cos it hurts, its like being kicked in the ball by a truck.
theatregrl2 0
like being kicked in the ball? do you only have the one, then?
Randen_fml 0
that truck is a very accurate marksman.
SettoFail 9
I remember moderating this.
lickmyjock 0
I remember thinking you are hot
SettoFail 9
And I remember thinking that's weird,
anela_fml 0
if it bugs you DONT ACCEPT DUHHH
lickmyjock 0
this fml made me fall asleep
happypapp12 0
Today my dick ******* fell off but do you here me complaining! Gal (get a life)
crookedtimber 0
she probably assumed you moved on by now, wchich would really be a good thing, you know.
crumsnatcha 4
I knew this FML was going to suck as soon as I read the word 'facebook'.
bloodhoundbambam 0
Block her and forget about it... No big deal.