Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
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Sodam_INsane 0
At least he's romantic...I guess
Katzilla_dances 0
Oh god... my future husband plans on doing this at our wedding. I'm glad we're practicing, LOL!
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Comments (172)
PimpleBoy 0
True enough that was a failure. and by the way. If you have a concussion doesnt that mean you are knocked out for several days? So how could you post this FML...?
Silver_Lion 0
at last he didnt say 'i don't" and walk off with your maid of honour.
grocky 0
Oh, the poor guy. He was just trying to be romantic. D= Give him a break.
wowfmlife 0
hey at least it was memorable! or maybe not because of the whole concussion thing...
ultraslick 0
I think your husband has the better FML. Today I got married, and my wife is busy writing to FML, FML.
OLOLOLOL_fml 0
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elen25 0
#52 you are referring to a coma
effcocoaslyfe 0
ho do you have time to update your status on your weeding day? especially with the concussion...
easylazy 0
Don't worry-- honeymoons in the hospital are always fun
peepo 0
Aww, I'm sorry, one of the biggest moments in your life, and it screws up, blame it on gravity, not him.