Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
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Sodam_INsane 0
At least he's romantic...I guess
Katzilla_dances 0
Oh god... my future husband plans on doing this at our wedding. I'm glad we're practicing, LOL!
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Comments (172)
Juskeem 0
Im sorry but i can't believe this really happened. I've hit my head HARD to many times to count and Ive never had a concussion. Your not even high off of the ground. And who writes an FML right after their wedding?
youaresofucked 0
"I now pronouce you man and wife. You may now incapacitate the bride" .....
salmonoid 0
HAHAHAHA #33...you're a tool!
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Hey, at least you're married to a hopefully nice, yet clumsy, guy. And you don't have memory loss. Not an FYL, congratulations :)
leedsrhinos 0
and why are you on here and not enjoying newly married life? its quite a funny story really.
rukusrazor 0
From like 1.5 feet up? //being FML, was expecting her getting knocked-out.
flex_able 0
well i was going to say the same as 46 and not an FML
Dopehead666 21
#46 I agree. Just goes to show you... marriage + women = nag nag whine whine bitch bitch. =P
elen25 0
Aww that sucks! I'm just getting over my concussion that I got from fainting that caused me to bang my head in the process. Sorry to hear that, it will last 2-4 weeks!
Funnybunny_fml 3
embarrassing