Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
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Starfire22 5
What a jerk! Sorry OP, hopefully you'll find someone who will appreciate you for yourself not sex :(
finndizzle 0
putting your faith in god has nothing to do withthe fact that he pumped n dumped her. iIt has everything to do with that guy is an ass hole
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Comments (131)
MidgetMonster 0
what made you decide to give your virginity to a douchebag? have some self respect and try to make better decisions about your relationships
FearMyLust 0
She lost her virginity to a ****** cleaner (douche bag)?
walktovanish 0
@74 yep. no wonder things didn't work out...
DoomedGemini 38
Having self respect doesn't mean saving yourself. If you want to have sex do it safely, it's natural. Just try to make sure the guy isn't a disrespectful bastard
Chr0nicdreamz 0
wow. that sucks. dudes gotta be shallow as hell
UhhhDuhhh 0
dude :(
ZombieBunnies 0
Future Note: Rubber sheets plus paper towels equals win for both sides.
ShitJustHappens 0
watta fagg
Richardsha 0
wow. what a douche!
Fuentez 1
@31: No shit! either this guy totally played her for a fool, or she in fact has less brains than this guy.
Cristaderzi 0
Fyl OP however ya shouldve been waitin till Marriage AND also tell your suitor/Husband that your a virgin. So quit whinin and accept your fate/Karma hun!!!!
xundria 5
I thought we lived in 2010 not 1920... Who waits until marriage anymore? Besides, if she tells her hubby she's a virgin and he soon finds out she's not, how long you think that would last? Remove your head from your ass.
boopityboppity 11
xundria, your argument against abstinence before marriage is that it isn't 1920 anymore?I suppose, branching off of that, that you meant we have pretty successful methods of birth control now, as opposed to then. But this isn't really a reason to say, "Oh, this means abstinence is useless now!" As snickerdoodles has said before, people who wait statistically have longer, happier marriages. Do not mistake me as a zealot who condemns anyone who doesn't follow my methods, even though I consider myself religious. I'm perfectly alright with other people having sex whenever they want - it's not my choice to make.
xundria 5
No, it was a general statement pointing out that a lot has changed whereas abstinence was more widely practiced during those times and it is no longer a big deal in today's society. Most people do not wait until marriage, and it's your choice to do so or not. However, my comment was slight sarcasm and at the same time just pointing out the fact that in today's society, girls care a lot less about staying a virgin as do males as well.
boopityboppity 11
Alright then, thanks for explaining a little further. Not to be one of "those people," but I think people are not only less concerned about keeping their virginity, but they tend to be more concerned with losing it.
xundria 5
It's said persons choice to lose it or not. The only issue I have is sleeping around with multiple people. That's not very safe, it's also why we have a high rate of teenage pregnancies, and a high amount of STDs around.
boopityboppity 11
You made it onto my list of intelligent people on FML :-)
xundria 5
Well thank you, lol.
FingerTips 0
wow ****! Thats cold, i cant understand how people can do stuff like that! :( he's an asshole, dont let him Get under your skin! and the wet patch thing was funny :D
hot_tamale 0
that's really terrible! I'm sorry that happened to you. just tell everyone he has a small dick.