Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayed some air freshener. The chosen smell was "new car". I think they mislabeled it, as my car now smells like urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought the garbage can in our kitchen smelled bad. Instead of cleaning it, he had it equipped with a Wunderbaum. Our entire house now smells like "New Car". FML
Today, I bought a used SUV that had fairly dirty carpets, that got even more dirty as I drove my two daughters around. I got it professionally cleaned and detailed and it looks brand new, but now my daughters cry and scream as I put them in the clean car, because their favorite stain is not there anymore. FML
Today, I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on my detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML
Today, I cleaned out my filthy car. I found an odd, unlabeled tin under the seat, and opened it out of curiosity. It sprayed stinking juice everywhere and filled the house with a horrifying smell. It was Surströmming, half rotten fish, that someone must have stuck in as a prank. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, when I took off my shoes to change into my work boots, I smelled dog poop. I must have stepped in it on the way to my car this morning. Guess what the floor mat of my brand new car looks (and smells) like… FML
Today, I went to look at a used car I was really looking forward to driving. It wasn't in as good condition as I'd hoped. The seller still expected me to buy it, even after he had to spray in half a can of Oklahoma Choke octane booster just to get it to fire up. FML
Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML
Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML
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Top comments
nash1991 20
They make urinal cake air freshness?
amg2011 7
so why didn't you smell it before putting it in?
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micahsmommy 13
Baking soda absorbs odors. It's what we use in my son's diaper pail. Sprinkle it around and vacuum later or just open a couple boxes with the venting sides.
bspiper87 7
Febreeze? Sh!t use glade..........i just wanted to be different than other comments
Cynical_in_SK 6
Smelled a lot of urinal cakes have you OP? Lol. Besides...and I'm not talking from experience or anything here...but I don't think urinal cakes actually smell bad. I mean the whole point of them is to keep the urinals from stinking like piss...so it wouldn't make much sense if they did. Just sayin...
jmoreno 4
Here's what u do air ur car out all day then over night spray ferbrezz on everything then tommorow throw two air fresheners one on the rear view n one in the back seat
Forlorn420 9
Dude just smoke like a quarter of dro then get some chronic killer and ride around with the window down. Boom no more smelling urinal cakes
bramberkhout 10
Hahaha sorry, but lol!
sschevymanss 0
they should rename it "morning wood"
amiewithaj 13
buy a different spray?
saranwrap69 0
Just air it out. You'll be fine :)
thomas4_fml 0
Should of known better.....