Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
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FFML_314 12
Why don't you tell everyone how they are crank windows. I promise we won't make fun of you.
marinus_fml 20
I don't know what's worse, the fact that you were crying? or the fact that your mum thinks you still throw tantrums. but I'm gonna say YDI
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Comments (94)
Allymeme 3
YDI for still throwing tantrums at your age. Obviously you do, otherwise she wouldn't think that.
rickylopez2157 0
wow what a wimp I'm 15 and have had my fingers slammed in a van door 4 of them broke and I didn't cry I just yelled!
Spastastic 6
Yeah, how dare someone display signs of pain in a way different from you...
zerobahamut03 2
This is funny and sorta cute. I don't know why!!!
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Just going to mention that just because the mother thinks that she is throwing a temper tantrum doesn't mean that she still does at the age of 26. I'm nearing 21 and my parents still think that the only food I eat is hot dogs and chicken fingers, and that I don't get up until 3 in the afternoon (when I actually get up around 9 or 10 depending on bed time and if I have classes). Sometimes parents just don't realize how much their kids have changed, and if she threw tantrums as a little kid (as little kids are prone to do) the mother just might not have adjusted her reactions yet. It does happen.
ImApencil 0
prolly cause you throw tantrums alot
nikki456123 0
#6 I'm sure u would cry 2 so stop acting all tuff because it does hurt like hell
Meandzoloft 0
You could have rolled down the window yourself....you totally deserved it XD
Meandzoloft 0
You could have rolled down the window yourself....you totally deserved it XD
this_is_llama 0
To all the idiots saying she could have rolled it down herself, well maybe all 10 of her fingers were stuck, or atleast a couple from each hand.
this_is_llama 0
OP is a girl to all those confused commenters (: