Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
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FFML_314 12
Why don't you tell everyone how they are crank windows. I promise we won't make fun of you.
marinus_fml 20
I don't know what's worse, the fact that you were crying? or the fact that your mum thinks you still throw tantrums. but I'm gonna say YDI
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Comments (94)
hnz 13
ouch! that freaking hurts! your mum is such a horrid person and why must you still throw tantrums at the age of 26. there must be a reason why your mum says you throw a tantrum.
Jewelofagal 2
It sounds like it was an accident. How does that make her Mom a horrid person? I agree with the rest of your post. Mom only thought it was a temper tantrum because the OP still pitches them frequently.
Juneyah1017 9
awww maybe she will buy you some ice cream for her mistake.
Fortuitous 0
How many times must the same old phrase be repeated over and over again until it becomes like nails on a chalkboard? Big girls don't cry!
Mauskau 36
my mum almost closed the window on my arm before.. i was getting cobwebs off the wing mirror as you couldn't see what was in the corner of the mirror :P
MAGNAVOX 0
Why didn't you just roll the window down with your other hand instead of bitching and crying? FYmom's life.
Pro_Nothing 9
Most cars have a lock that most people turn on which enables only the driver be able to roll down a window. Getting fingers stuck in a window with a lock hurts, especially when your mom panicks and leaves it there for a minute or two
thegooseisloose 0
your mom is an idiot and YDI. toodles. :)
tessybearbear 4
My mom did the same thing to my dad when they were 26. She laughed at him.
UrLiFsuX 4
that fact that she thinks you throw tantrums still must mean your a spoiled 26 yr old BRAT. O and dumb enough to stick your fingers in a window that is going up....not YDI but your an Idiot (YAI)
Lounia_fml 8
You're*
imright24 0
She wouldn't have thought you were throwing a tantrum unless throwing tantrums is something you do. YDI
usmc575591 0
your moms a bich