Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
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FFML_314 12
Why don't you tell everyone how they are crank windows. I promise we won't make fun of you.
marinus_fml 20
I don't know what's worse, the fact that you were crying? or the fact that your mum thinks you still throw tantrums. but I'm gonna say YDI
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Comments (94)
princesspixie 0
why didn't you move your hand when the window started moving?
munkee_6669 0
aww dude i feel ur pain my grandma did that shit on my neck!
its1215am 0
How's this for a scenario, kids? Mom is in the car, OP is standing next to the car, leaning in the window with hands on the TOP edge of the window frame. Clearly if Mom thinks OP is having a tantrum, they're not agreeing on whatever is being discussed, so she wants to drive away and starts rolling up the windows. OP is too engrossed in the conversation to notice the window rising up until it's too late and has pinned the fingers between the frame and the windowpane. OP is now OUTSIDE the car, yelling to Mom, who can't really hear and misinterprets what is going on.
fina444 10
Dang that sucks ur mom must be really annoying but y r u still living with her
dabmaster 0
Y was ur mom driving u in the first place ur 26 years old come on now
RiddleMePancake 12
that sucks, one time i reached my head out the window to yell something at a friend and she started to roll it up my head was sideways being squished by the time she realized!