Today, I was supposed to perform my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage, my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by, and now I'm on my own. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML
Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
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Top comments
skierguy 0
You should move to Van. The cops probably would have just smoked with them.
802_CRU 0
aww! thats a major downer! but don't stop smoking pot! vermont police don't care much.
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Comments (37)
ErinLJ 0
Holly crap what a band u shouldn't be around people like that
missemalythecat 0
Um the Beatles did drugs. Bob Dylan introduced them to pot. A lot of famous musicians do/did drugs. Pot is just about as bad as alcohol.
jarlaxle1138 3
It's much less dangerous than alcohol....
hockey_66 0
haha that sucks for your band bro..
Seabeast1000 4
they are legally growing weed in Kansas!
simonnetherlands 0
haha i'm living in the netherlands it's not illegal here... but stil it sucks.
missemalythecat 0
All you people who say they deserve it for smoking pot, pot is not that big a deal. It's as bad as alcohol. There are tons of famous musicians who have done pot
iislix1ii 19
Actually booze is worse. Alott worse. Ever heard of a marijuana related death?
DarkScythe951 4
Yes but it was indirect... I mean I don't smoke and prob never will its just not my thing but of you want to be my guest.
aint_she_sweet 0
Cigarettes and alcohol are worse than pot
HellRaiser12321 9
That is why I always have a backing track ready.
dolphins_penny 5
smoking weed not bad, smoking weed illegally very bad. ydi
lina_bean 5
Dang dude that blows!
Sakuraashita 15
Look at it this way... All that limelight and no one to share it with... I mean if we were just talking lemonlight that'd be gross without some sugar, but limelight... I do believe you've scored, OP.