Zero_TAlent_
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Gettysburg, United States
Rock n roll circus
Today, the drummer from my band stole the $200 deposit for our rental practice space and used it for a trip down to Maryland with his girlfriend. A few hours ago, my brother and I found him passed out in his cousin's house, very hungover. His first words to us were, "Can I borrow 20 bucks?" FML
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hardcorefan16 22
You should kick him out of the band.
ermagherdaturdis 26
I'd make him the ex-drummer pretty quickly after that
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hardcorefan16 22
You should kick him out of the band.
Kaoticwolf 17
he can borrow a fist
ermagherdaturdis 26
I'd make him the ex-drummer pretty quickly after that
Exaspera 55
Pawn his drum set.
domolovesyoshi 33
Only fair
coming back in the future 30
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And the asshole in this band is *no drumroll* the guitar player!
domolovesyoshi 33
Tell him he needs to pay it back even if he has to pawn his drum set to do it, it's only fair, unless you own the drums he was using that is
tigershark44 8
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Come on, you don't need to waste money on practice space. That's why the garage was invented. Lol
azemazer_fml 17
As a professional musician, I can tell you that a space whose use is only for music is really something amazing. I've been playing in my room for decades, and now that I have a dedicated space, I feel so relieved. It's like saying "Wasting money on houses is dumb because camping cars were invented". You got it?
JustTheTruth42 13
Yeah I would have kicked him in the face.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
How did this man wake up without multiple dicks drawn on his face?
hipposteve 21
sex, drugs, and rock and roll.. he sounds like a drummer. Good luck with your professionalism if you don't get rid of him soon.
azemazer_fml 17
Drummer clichés... I just can't get rid of em. Like, they're supposed to be beasts, but I'm as thin and gentle as a freaking newborn. Please stop generalizing.
neftali 5
She did mention to get rid of him. Seriously, thin and gentle? What does that have to do with being a good musician.
azemazer_fml 17
Neftali, I was just saying that drummers are supposed to be "brutal". This is a cliché. Like in the Commitments. But it's, like all the clichés, not always true ^^
azemazer_fml 17
And kick his kick.