Zero_TAlent_
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Gettysburg, United States
Rock n roll circus
Today, the drummer from my band stole the $200 deposit for our rental practice space and used it for a trip down to Maryland with his girlfriend. A few hours ago, my brother and I found him passed out in his cousin's house, very hungover. His first words to us were, "Can I borrow 20 bucks?" FML
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hardcorefan16 22
You should kick him out of the band.
ermagherdaturdis 26
I'd make him the ex-drummer pretty quickly after that
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Comments (44)
KickAss73 12
Isnt this what band life is about. Just get him back somehow but dont throw him out
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
He should probably find a job to get that $20, being jobless and all.
Emiweb 9
He sounds like a legend
Algorithm 24
Only to douchebags.
Emiweb 9
There are people in famous rock bands who have done worse. This story seems like a good one for retelling people in the future and one to look back on and laugh at. PS, first time I've been called a douchebag so cheers for that.
RedPillSucks 33
and thats when you shoved the drumsticks up his ass, right?... Right?
apineapple 40
That's the only thing to do at this point RedPill
azemazer_fml 17
If it's a jazz band, he's gonna have a bad time... Drum sticks + brushes + the last kind that we usually use on cymbals, can't get the name... Yeah let's hope it's a jazz band :p
Levvy 22
Got to Maryland, got drunk, came back, passed out, and woke up hung over, all by 1:27 PM? Wow.
Jayms_fml 32
LOL.
Jayms_fml 32
LOL. Yeah, I had to reread the beginning just to make sure I didn't miss the part where it said the drummer had been gone for a day or so.
kaylaawesome23 11
Maryland is a pretty awesome state :)
azemazer_fml 17
The awesome thing about this state is that there are actually two marylands: one ethnically diversified and more democrat, and one other with mostly white... Such diversity in only one state, it's like the north/south divide in UK. If you live in Maryland you probably get it.
chosha_fml 27
Good luck with the search for a new drummer! Hopefully one that won't screw over the band.
bandersnatchben 11
always the drummer man
BellaJewel 6
Wow what an asshole
unholyswiss 19
A great time to kick his arse outta your band then.