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mintcar 10
Wow, step up your game pal. If your girlfriend is bored then there's clearly something you're not doing right. One thing sex is not is BORING.
you_failed 15
Haha awkward... :X Sucks though, but should've tried harder.. ;)
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Comments (92)
rockinbecca2 4
well then make it fun for her!
randombitches1 0
well maybe she was thinking of those pesky bills or something
nonofurearwax 0
you're cute. ;)
4evermossin 0
slip it in her bum that will get her attention and excite her ..... maybe not in the best way but she won't be bored just pissed
omfgizzy 0
seriously? fail.
hall1234 0
dont b boring
EyeOpen 0
Put it in her butt
birchknollbabe32 0
I hope she realizes that she could do something to. if you don't have sex with her for a week, then she'll appreciate it
jjasson1296 0
ur fault
jadejazmyn 5
Ask her what she really likes and try watching some x flicks. Step ya game up buddy.