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Anonymous - - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML
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mintcar 9

Wow, step up your game pal. If your girlfriend is bored then there's clearly something you're not doing right. One thing sex is not is BORING.

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you_failed 15

Haha awkward... :X Sucks though, but should've tried harder.. ;)

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couturegirl2 7

Either you need to make it more kinky or you have a small penis...

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rarr 0

The second sentence was incomplete. (:

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mariazzz 5

someone needs to watch some **** and get some tips lol

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The_Moustache 6

By pulling you mean massaging?

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kiran_fml 5

I just read it with the substitutions and it made the entire comment so much better

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Johnnnyyy 0

u should if creeped her out n told her not to move or breathe to play dead.. tht might of spiced it up

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maryjanedoll 0

put a little swagg in your sex !!,

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