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mintcar 10
Wow, step up your game pal. If your girlfriend is bored then there's clearly something you're not doing right. One thing sex is not is BORING.
you_failed 15
Haha awkward... :X Sucks though, but should've tried harder.. ;)
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Comments (92)
couturegirl2 7
Either you need to make it more kinky or you have a small penis...
rarr 0
The second sentence was incomplete. (:
mariazzz 5
someone needs to watch some **** and get some tips lol
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
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The_Moustache 6
By pulling you mean massaging?
MaybeThisWasMean 0
it happens
Sprossy1 0
By a you mean the?
kiran_fml 5
I just read it with the substitutions and it made the entire comment so much better
Johnnnyyy 0
u should if creeped her out n told her not to move or breathe to play dead.. tht might of spiced it up
maryjanedoll 0
put a little swagg in your sex !!,