Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
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easrc 5
In middle school I had a tech ed. teacher that would pile books on either side of a sleeping students head and then put a leather press (it weighed ~50lbs) on top of the books. Then he told the entire class to yell "wake up!" together and then the slumbering student would wake up and bash their head on the leather press. Nobody fell asleep twice in that class!
guacala 0
"Awe baby, i was just dreaming about you!"
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Comments (66)
meddude 0
#9: holy crap that's awesome!! OP: hahaha well done.
kellster 2
It's extremely rude to sleep in a class! Serves you right.
nicelander 1
#9 I favorited this FML just to be able to read your comment again, lol
effmylifexx 0
haha agreed with #5
Berkies 0
Noob
ninjalife 0
Hahaha #9 lmfao.
kdubyou 0
ha. #9-Nice. I had a teacher that would draw on people's faces with whiteboard markers when they fell asleep.
penis_fml 0
Hmmm Im starting to doubt if anything you post is actually true, because you post here ALOT. It All of this is true..... damn u have a **** up life.
ImTheAlpha 30
Hey, dummy, NoName isn't always the same person. Use your brain.
KT33 0
#19 you should not be allowed to post for two reasons: 1) NoName is NOT a person, it's people who submit an FML who wish to remain anonymous. 2) Also, how mature are you that your name is "penis"? Are you 13?
summer66_fml 0
thats creepy......why would your teacher talk to you like that??
DanielT1994 19
People talk to each other in situations like these in that way all the time. It's not creepy.