Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML
Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML
Today, I found out my boss wrote me up because he heard me crying on the phone, and that it was unprofessional. I was talking to my sister, who was telling that me my father had died. Three weeks ago, he was crying about his dog breaking his leg. FML
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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carminecris89 13
Sorry about your dog and that you had to hear about the deaths of other animals. I always get so upset when animals die. I would have cried too.
ladyluck808 0
if your an animal lover dont feel embarassed about crying over the loss of your pet, id do the same thing no matter where i am.
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Comments (63)
thinesh2103_fml 0
Shit happens...
osnapitzkay 8
I'm reading this while getting ready to go to the dentist...
Motherfookers 4
how is this FML what happened to ****** stuff like guy ******* without a condom then girl wrapped her legs around him.
llamafish 25
You must be new here.
Ressamies 6
sorry for you :( dogs are awesome.
KiddNYC1O 22
Scooby dooby dooooo
doglover100 29
I'm sorry. Don't be embarrassed. I bet your dog is running around in a bacon field chasing tennis balls and playing with other dogs.
FalconSam1414 19
I'm sorry for you loss, OP!
bryan788 29
it sucks losing a pet
cybermolly10 7
My dentist talked about my miscarriage (she had treated me when I was still pregnant) for an entire session once, it's like they're scheming up new ways to make their appointments even worse.
onyxguard 0
emotions suck.