ashleeylynn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Riches to rags
Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML
Top comments
Monikabug 9
Oh no! Now they are going to get YOUR free smoothie! >;[
Fminetoo 0
Wow, a cell phone related FML that is not about an Iphone. CONGRATS OP!
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Comments (133)
LilDarkAngel9014 2
lol wow
thor89 0
Thou shall bow to the king bitches
imbatman_fml 0
You gotta cash that in! Since it sat in your wallet you deserved to lose it.
paigeatsflesh 11
I would be pissed. I would beat them up!
ElegantSadist 0
fyl for being so sad and pathetic with your taken wallet
beau11 0
wow I think ur a pretty pitiful poor person
iBoss 0
Everyone here is a loser. hahay hahay hahay.
cooluc 0
stupid poor people, stupid poor people (put your hands up)! stupid poor people, stupid poor people (you can't even afford food)!
LTMcleod 0
today, I mugged this person, I took their wallet and only got a smoothie king card. at least it's fully punched? fml
iBoss 0
fag
bihero 0
lmaoooo fyl
Darkside06 0
UFO for spending all your money on $10 smoothies.
Darkside06 0
ydi
nates0210 0
omg fyl indeed. :(
Ms_Jessie22 8
Nice "I Kill People" reference Cooluc! hehe :) I'm dangerous like a fire in a nursing home Old people burning old people burning put your hands up old people burning old people burning that's kinda messed up...
JordynAlexis 0
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible. I'm invisible...well, I'm not really invisible.
woofis 0
fyl man! that shit sucks! u worked hard for those smootheis! those muggers shute knew who to pick on
UberFail79 0
35: Your picture does not support your thoughts, Comrade! We SUPPORT the working masses. Stupid poor people.
u_killed_kenny_ 0
Shoot those bastards in the head!
StoryOfTheYear 15
what's wrong with keeping nothing in your wallet, maybe he wasn't planning to buy anything :/
conrad01 6
That jerk will get what he's got coming when he gets a massive brain freeze of his free smoothie
StoryOfTheYear 15
he'll have a massive brain freeze once the cops pop a tazer on his ass once they catch they sucka
StoryOfTheYear 15
spellcheck fail- they=that
LemonMan 0
UFO? Lmao. FYL
yea_or_no 0
Smooth move #lol
goatboy197 0
no free smoothie for you! *sniffle*
c0nfuzzled 0
here's what you say, JOKES ON YOU!
falluke17 0
35... win!
Webfreedom 0
:)
greatsarcazm 0
they took her phone and u complaining about your stupid smoothies card?
ravensfan5 0
that's a good thing considering you don't have a lot of money in there
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
guns don't kill people, Nuh uh, stupid poor people do
scrapytiger3 0
mwahhaha
Monikabug 9
Oh no! Now they are going to get YOUR free smoothie! >;[
swglol 0
Yeah and it sucks! Spent so much effort and money and finally the card gets fully punched but you can't get ur free smoothie!
jennnnrawr 0
i know what ya mean! i cant live without my strawberry-banana smoothie! ;)
Ms_Jessie22 8
No you guys aren't getting it. The reason this is an FML is because the OP DIDN'T have anything worth stealing in their wallet. As in they own nothing of value. Except a Smoothie King card.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Obviously... they were joking. Though Smoothie King is pretty freaking amazing
Monikabug 9
Yeah Jessie, it was just a joke. Lol!
Ms_Jessie22 8
Oh sorry! I was actually commenting on the comments above because no one up there seemed to get it. My bad Monika :)
GinandJenkem 0
At least they didn't want your anus. A lot of muggings result in rape, regardless of gender.
iBoss 0
you're a fag
venusvsmars 2
good thing. at least you didn't have like five hundred dollars. sucks that you got mugged though.
Fminetoo 0
Wow, a cell phone related FML that is not about an Iphone. CONGRATS OP!
malheartsnutmeg 20
Word.
DaddyYankee210 0
This really made me laugh lol
nomnommonster 0
You're lucky. Man, people complain waay too much.
FYLDeep 26
This is a good thing. Would rather have it be were you lose all your money and identification?
FMLrockzdude 0
what's the problem? you should be like- Today, I got mugged. Luckily, I did not have anything valuable. Celebrate my life.