ashleeylynn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Riches to rags
Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML
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Monikabug 9
Oh no! Now they are going to get YOUR free smoothie! >;[
Fminetoo 0
Wow, a cell phone related FML that is not about an Iphone. CONGRATS OP!
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Comments (133)
courtneyjadee 0
good point -#4 hahaha
Trixies100 0
If she didn't have anything in her wallet the why steal it. Well unless you wanted a smoothie
Giorgio272 2
rofl sucks to be a poor ugly and depresed bitch. go get some money honey from the man that knows how to kick it in the sack.
loski87 4
well lucky for you you didn't have anything important in your wallet. so this is kind of bittersweet
tease 0
not sure what is worst... that u got mugged or the fact that the only valubal thing you had is the smoothy card :$
sergio50150 0
my homie is asking if any one wants to buy a phone or a nice wallet ???? =. )
PMS_Queen 2
Lolz......FTL.......if that's all you had and (apparently) missing, then oh, well......joke's on them. Hang in there :)
horoshak 0
I really can't tell if your joking. losing a phone that can be traced and losing a punch card... hmm... last week I got 100 bucks stolen while I was playing hockey. who cares
Rickyretardo 0
dude do wat I do and CARRY A KNIFE
CharliePoops 0
hahahahaha @37. I was gonna say that!