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ashleeylynn This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Riches to rags

Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML

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Monikabug 9

Oh no! Now they are going to get YOUR free smoothie! >;[

Fminetoo 0

Wow, a cell phone related FML that is not about an Iphone. CONGRATS OP!

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Comments (133)

420smoke420 3

why is this a fml do you hold a smoothie card at a higher standard then cash? I would make fun of them and laugh that they took that much time to mug me and all they got was a free smoothie. I would rather have it be that then anything valuable

RyanKaufman 7

Man this is such a big FML. Those people that lost thousands of dollars when their laptops and computers were stolen shouldn't feel as bad as you. I mean, a fully punched out card? Man, that's some deep crime.

iwadasn 33

"I got mugged but they didn't steal anything of value. FML" Would you have preferred it if they had stolen all your money?

pipedream 0

THEY DON'T EVEN ACCEPT THOSE ANYMORE.

iSitt 0

I think if they demanded my iPhone I'd just let them shoot me

mlg91605 0

half of these I don't even know how they get through on here.. poor me my fully punched. card got stolen, poor me I seen a spider, wake up and see REAL problems REAL people have this is not a FML this is I'm pathedic and whine over stupid things get a life!!!!

rampatmonkey 7

#63, mlg91605 - While I do agree that this hardly qualifies as a fml as nothing of value was actually taken. But I believe the OP's fml more lies in that they have nothing of value at all - they are broke.

skyeyez9 25

At least you wont get your identity stolen. I assume you are young, and dont have anything in your wallet like a driver's license, credit card, debit card, SS card, health insurance card and other items older people have in their wallets.

skyeyez9 25

I bet the thieves were at The Smoothie King using your card 10 min after you were mugged! lol

judetheobvious 0

YDI for being a peasant but FYL for the same reason i guess