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ashleeylynn This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Riches to rags

Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML

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Monikabug 9

Oh no! Now they are going to get YOUR free smoothie! >;[

Wow, a cell phone related FML that is not about an Iphone. CONGRATS OP!

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Comments (133)

how old are you?

um isn't that a good thing? if that's the most valuable thing they got?

smoothes suck lol :L milkshkes are the best and the most important thing in my purse is my bank card which only ha a pound on it :L

well at least they won't have a lot to mug

ashhxoxo 14

Haha. Sounds like mee. :))

U don't care about the phone?

abigailtaylor 1

At least there's nothing you need. Like a credit or debit card.