ashleeylynn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Riches to rags
Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML
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Monikabug 9
Oh no! Now they are going to get YOUR free smoothie! >;[
Fminetoo 0
Wow, a cell phone related FML that is not about an Iphone. CONGRATS OP!
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Comments (133)
BobbyLeez 0
Noooo take my money just don't take my free smoothie! It's the only thing I truly love.
guyy22 0
I don't get someone explain.
sabatical 0
you've been struck by a smoothie criminal. get it? haha.. ahh yea...
erjaguam 0
lol. good one lol. I hope the mugger wore anti-gravity lean shoes
sabatical 0
haha! makes moonwalking spoo much easier yow!
sabatical 0
spoo? that was my iPod correcting me... spellcheck fail.
erjaguam 0
no smoothies for you.
Dismissal 4
GOD DAMN THEY GOT THE GOOD STUFF!! But FYL for getting mugged, that's gotta suck.
bobbysnickers 0
i LOVE smoothies want me to list my favorite flavor? lol jk
SuicideX 0
YDI, not because you were mugged, but because you're complaining about the fact that nothing of value was lost. Except the phone. My condolences.
jyd62 0
well at least you didn't lose any money since it sounds like you are some deadbeat bum!!
tails99177 0
I live u becasye that's the most Iportant thing in my wallet toooo. smoothies rock
jake316 0
thats the most important thing. really,really, seriously