ashleeylynn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Riches to rags
Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML
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Monikabug 9
Oh no! Now they are going to get YOUR free smoothie! >;[
Fminetoo 0
Wow, a cell phone related FML that is not about an Iphone. CONGRATS OP!
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Comments (133)
fisheatsbear 6
you get mugged and you complain that all you lost was your wallet with nothing in it...
Monikabug 9
I think she was more complaining that she got mugged even though she had nothing worth stealing. Being that the only worthwhile thing in her wallet was a Smoothie King card, no cash, no credit... a Smoothie King card.
PsychoMerk 0
what's smoothies king anyway? :O all I see are Jamba juices >_>
purplemnm 9
smoothie king is delish. I order the Green Tea with Goji berry, yum
itz_towelie 6
there's a such thing as a goji berry?
allia118 11
i've never even heard of smoothie king or jamba juice
JordynAlexis 0
Monikabug has a point. I'd be pretty pissed off if I got beaten for a Smoothie King card.
purplemnm 9
yup, they're goooooood
nessalujin 0
Have y'all heard of fruitland smoothies? I order a power twist with protein and spirulina. Mmm
flufffypants 0
40 Canada ftw!
TiffanyBlews27 0
Dude, we have Robek's in Ohio. Not any of these places... I feel left out. :'(
LemonMan 0
Yeah i've never even heard of smoothie king..... -.o
PsychoMerk 0
WTF? fluffy pants, I'm from Cali o.0
killabeast1 0
well you lost out on a smoothie so it sucks to be you I mean come on screw the phone where the f*ck is my smoothie?!?!? lolz
MermaidSongXOXO 6
So, OP, are you saying you'd prefer if you got mugged and your wallet was full of cash? I really don't understand how people think these days -_-
makeba 0
It's because people don't think these days, my dear.
CallMeHush 1
Stake out smoothie king with a baseball bat.
Monikabug 9
I like this idea... and it would definitely be worth it for a FREE Strawberry Kiwi Smoothie.
CallMeHush 1
This is why I can't wait to move to a place that at least has a Sonic. We miss out on all the good stuff.
Monikabug 9
You don't live near a Sonic, Hush? You should write a letter! Open up your own! :)
CallMeHush 1
I've thought of it. I'll be out in the mid-west soon enough and there are two where we are going, I checked. You can't swing a dead cat around without hitting someone here, so we are going where there is a little more room and as luck would have it, Sonic, Waffle House, and Papa John's.
Ecnash 0
I have four Sonics in my suburban area.
Howlingwolf 0
People will do anything for a smoothie. ^^There's a smoothie king here in Davie but I think sonics r more up north or out west -_-
CallMeHush 1
Our closest one is 197 miles away. Road Tripped it.
smile031008 0
ohh i see , prety bad fml
Cricketiscool 0
Damn it! smoothies are the best, Id be pissed.
blueeyes24 0
Good news is since they didn't steal all your money that luckily wasn't in your wallet... you can easily get a new smoothie card filled up.
ghostwitch1863 0
hey, I'm the one that mugged u! I'm going out for smoothies.. see ya later
Menick47 0
That has a purpose,.... Why?
KurouTenshi 0
and now that poor bastard is somewhere miles away sipping on a strawberry shredder with energy and protein, reading your FML from your phone. laughing as they click YDI to make you die a little on he inside.
Cricketiscool 0
haha this made me laugh.