Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML
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Top comments
chakrabs 0
Dont understand why ppl feel the need to keep a diary. It can only be used against you!
AnaMaree 0
Parents who read their kids diaries need to shove a stick up their ass.
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Comments (224)
enlitenbank 0
Here's a tip. Try not being a **** :D However FYL casee your parents shouldn't go through your personal shit.
Lhiah 17
Just because someone has sex, doesn't mean they're a ****, jerk.
Starfire22 5
Why would you keep a diary and leave it in a place that it is easily found? You don't write about stuff like that if you don't want people to see it YDI.
Ligerie 0
agreed
lol_cakes 0
Way to misspell trail *******. I agree with your comment though.
DynamicDave 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being depressed, losing your virginity without being married, and drinking.
xHaniffax 0
If you're writing in a diary, then you're not old enough to be having sex.
Pandaxox 10
Really? That sounds like bullshit to me.
analltimelow 0
**** sake, FML didnt post mine either... Look, you can have sex anytime you want, and poeple saying that you should 'keep your legs shut' are retards, obviously you we're ****** and didnt know what you we're doing. they should be saying, don't drink if you cant handle it. and hide your dairy better.
david12z 0
You didn't spell people right
candleandflame 19
Or diary
Towelie_31 0
Drunk as a duck huh? This is a new one for me... what exactly imply, because ducks usually aren't drunk... I'm as confused as a chipmunk...
purple91 8
Hey, stop design diaries. I keep a journal because you get a nice feeling putting your thoughts to paper, and also in case I was ever in an accident and lost my memory. I am old enough to not have to worry about someone reading it though, or the consequences if they did.
colie2772 0
this happened to me. the bottom line here...don't write things down! I know it helps but do you really think your parents aren't going to read it if you aren't communicating with them?
RyeBreadBoy 0
That's why I don't have a diary.
Loveya448 0
Ohh.. I feel for you. Happened to me before. It's why I don't keep a diary anymore.
cuteguyoO 0
keep your diary in a secret place :p