Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he turned out to be my landlord. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house in my pajamas while trying to take the trash out. My neighbor offered to help, but only after taking a picture of me for "future laughs." FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet, and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
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csigabajnok 0
...but he was naked!!! :D
keitachi 0
why did he jump anyway??
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Comments (102)
iwin8166 13
Point made??...
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
I present to you Ukraine ladies and gentlemen
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Ukraine ladies and Gentlemen
domolovesyoshi 33
Well you certainly don't know Russia because the Ukraine isn't even in it.
DoomedGemini 38
The issue is it probably freaked some people out. I don't have an issue with people having guns, but if they suddenly pulled it out, especially in school, it'd make me very uncomfortable.
Shay_Shay97 23
Is that legal in the Ukraine? If I were OP I would need a new pair of pants.
vikky538 29
Why does a french class has debate on gun legislation?
artistswife 19
"Concealed carry licenses are available, but are not normally issued unless a threat to life is present and can be proven." Ukraine gun laws If you think there is no issue then you are part of the problem.
TacoCat15 10
Well point proven. He didn't shoot anybody.
Nezah 6
You cannot have a concealed weapon without a permit which requires classes a d training to get. Your argument is invalid