Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he turned out to be my landlord. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house in my pajamas while trying to take the trash out. My neighbor offered to help, but only after taking a picture of me for "future laughs." FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet, and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
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csigabajnok 0
...but he was naked!!! :D
keitachi 0
why did he jump anyway??
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Comments (102)
derailed 1
I laughed at the story, if I had seen it in real life, I probably would have laughed so hard I pissed myself
kizz_fml 0
omg... I almost peed after reading this... hillarious!
BigSky 5
So now I am picturing my stepfather naked jumping out of a window. Hmmm... I laughed at this post. I thought it was hilarious.
lakeylove 0
You are so mean! Dumbo seems liek your head is the size of a peanut! How could you luagh at someone falling out of the widnow naked! It might be okay to let out a one second gigle but luaghing for a minute or more is really mean. I hope your landlord gives u the boot and makes u go find a different place. YDI
idonotsuckeggs 0
He was nekkid? Oh poor you, scarred for life. :( I feel empathy.
prettytappr 0
That guy has some balls to jump out a window naked into a bush. That, or reallyyyy strong booze
fiestafan 0
Rofl that's hilarious!!!! Did u rape him cause he was naked? LOL
beautifulskies 0
Why was he naked? Why did he jump? Why did you laugh at him? Especially if it was your landlord. I don't really understand why anyone would laugh.
fatoom_meshary 0
hahah
Whoa_YouSuckk 0
I would've been like.. dying from laughing so hard. XD Too bad you probably got evicted.. You had a funny landlord. He's lucky you called for an ambulance though. I woulda just let him sit there. ^_^