Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating superheroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store for getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I tried to get ready for a final. I had about six hours to study. My girlfriend decided to help by jabbering loudly in my ear about celebrity gossip, noisily cleaning the office and losing my notes, and getting in a screaming argument with her mom over the phone. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML
Today, we had our busiest day at work all year with lots of angry people calling, and a co-worker called in sick. I went to my local game shop after work, exhausted and upset, and guess who was at his usual table running a Dungeons and Dragons group, apparently not too sick to go out. Yeah. FML
Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
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hqwoody327 0
Here's an idea... GO HOME!
Intoxicunt 6
Get to know them. Nerds are the best.
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GeneralBeatrix 0
I got it at midnight and can't wait to play it. YDI for being whiney, if my BF wanted to wait and get I would wait with him.
Twin_Uzis 0
Let me guess, you play guitar in a failing band that will never get anywhere, and you're trying to make yourself feel better? You're pathetic.
mopsurblood 0
Final fantasy ftw now you can ask your bf to have sex with the lights off and he can't say anything
Guerilla8 0
So you've never taken him to a girly store at the mall? I doubt that.
KrystalCaitlyn 0
really? I did the same thing with my boyfriend, except that it was COD. Quit whining! YDI.
KrystalCaitlyn 0
really? I did the same thing with my boyfriend, except that it was COD. Quit whining! YDI.
GeneralBeatrix 0
I got it at midnight and can't wait to play it. YDI for being whiney, if my BF wanted to wait and get I would wait with him.
whatshernuts 0
Funny, my boyfriend is both a bassist and the kind of geek who would wait in line until midnight to get a game he was totally pumped about.. AND we have great sex at least twice every time we hang out :P And that's even past the "honeymoon" phase. I don't see how you even connected gamers with shitty sex lives and guitar players with good ones, but bro, you gotta find better ways to boost your ego.
KFJ943 0
Bitch, you should be ashamed! Hating on FFXIII warrants a death sentence in 50 countries, and with good reason! And The Big Bang Theory is awesome.
ThatsMyHerpesBoy 0
final fantasy is awesome