Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating superheroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store for getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I tried to get ready for a final. I had about six hours to study. My girlfriend decided to help by jabbering loudly in my ear about celebrity gossip, noisily cleaning the office and losing my notes, and getting in a screaming argument with her mom over the phone. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML
Today, we had our busiest day at work all year with lots of angry people calling, and a co-worker called in sick. I went to my local game shop after work, exhausted and upset, and guess who was at his usual table running a Dungeons and Dragons group, apparently not too sick to go out. Yeah. FML
Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
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hqwoody327 0
Here's an idea... GO HOME!
Intoxicunt 6
Get to know them. Nerds are the best.
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Comments (365)
13929jje 0
Hell hath no fury like nerds scorned...
alya_fml 0
bazingaaaa! :D I adore Sheldon. you're one lucky bitch so stfu.
morgaleigh 6
=D
pandabear948756 0
-.- Nerds are the coolest. You're a bitch. deal with it.
notatall_ 0
GIVE ME ONE DECENT REASON FOR NOT WANTING TO BE IN AN EPISODE OF TBBT. Sometimes, I'm ashamed to be female.
pandabear948756 0
Me too, and it's all because of birches like her. But hey, maybe if all the female nerds got together against the ****** and bitches, we can remake the way girls look. Instead of ******, girls are GAMERS!!!!
StargazerNataku 0
This is such a good call. For the record.
Plus_fml 0
Final Fantasy =/= Super heroes. I also agree with #280. Why wouldn't you want to be in an episode of TBBT?
whatshernuts 0
Wow, if you think his interests are so childish then ditch him and let him find a girlfriend who will actually enjoy these things with him rather than being whiny about it. My boyfriend spends a bit of money on Magic cards whenever he gets some and do you think I bitch? No, I play it with him. It's something he enjoys, I don't see why you think it's so awful to be there and be excited with him.. If you weren't such a whineass I bet you even could have made it really fun.
ObeyTheSnarf 0
Lucky......
dustin1694 0
HEY YDI for hatin on final fantasy after wait for 3 years I would have been out there to! if you don't know the awesomeness that is final fantasy then drop everything for a while (I have a life but dropped it for a new final fantasy) and just start your life back up it's perfectly fine to love the games and not be a nerd my advice play it women=final fantasy
RookiePyro 0
get the **** over it, if it was such a horrible thing, you wouldn't have gone
uberwren 0
F your BF's life for having such a LAME GF.