Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Remember One Direction stans?
Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Destroy her with lasers!
_GoodGuy 11
Slowly back away, while weeping for humanity.
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Comments (147)
Psycho_Babydoll 26
I probably would have thrown up on her.
grrrrrrrreat 8
Where was this?
asax64 7
Best FML reference I've seen in a while.
jessherself13 21
It seems your true meaning was lost in translation. Just brush her off and go find someone else to ask directions from.
Xotoolyxo 16
Always ask Old people for directions, they're usually nice enough to give you the right directions
AnnaLovr 7
Love them
anoynomus15 4
me too(:
2035 9
Perhaps don't ask a 14 year old girl next time
charvisioku 22
None of the 14 year old girls I know are psychotic like that.
onorexveritas 24
I second #1 just destroy her
Ziggy122 15
It just baffles me why so many of their fans act as if the word "direction" didn't even exist before they came around. As I admitted previously, I like them in a guilty pleasure sort of way, but Jesus ******* Christ, their fans are dumb.
anoynomus15 4
not all of them are
SMHsohard 22
Yet another reason I'm glad my phone has GPS capability; the paperwork involved after killing a fan girl must be horrendous.