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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

Remember One Direction stans?

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Destroy her with lasers!

Slowly back away, while weeping for humanity.

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Why was this downvoted? Jumping around and screaming sounds pretty ape-like to me.

46, I imagine many of us have also seen that FML.

Actually, instead drive her to a hearing and eye checkup...

She is a professional troll

Those blasted "one directoners". UGH. 2013.

Maybe she was referring to Queen's song, One Vision? "There's only one direction, One world and one nation, Yeah one vision" Yeeeeah...I'm giving her too much credit, aren't I?

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Megafan! Lol

Dear god, if she gets this excited over a few words, imagine what she's like during an ******.

kill it before it breeds

Samster2000 9

And this is why I'm for compulsory sterilisation for the dumb. Unfortunately, I fear there will be too many people that fall into that category to be able to ensure humanity's survival.

monnanon 14

supporting eugenics is always a bad sign in people :s