Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Remember One Direction stans?
Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Destroy her with lasers!
_GoodGuy 11
Slowly back away, while weeping for humanity.
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Destroy her with lasers!
miniluda12 12
One Direction Infection. It's a sad thing.
wldd0g 9
Time to get the straight jacked and padded room ready.
emala1096 17
Kill it with fire before it breeds!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Drive it off a cliff, into a lake of fire.
stevenJB 25
Doesn't matter how you kill!!!
Smokingweenies 3
C'mon guys, they just want to light up your world like nobody else!
isallwaysme 27
I'll light up their world with a Molotov.
\ 28
**** the hammer and take aim...
Wimoweh 10
I'll be your number one with a bullet! Here's a loaded gun complex, just **** it and pull it, an BAM! No more one direction.
UglyFatGirl 9
why does everyone hate one direction? I'm not a crazy fan girl but I like some of their music... :/
PieGuu 14
Why do they have to exist
comedybreak 20
Did somebody say... Directions?
VannahJane 17
Yes, OP did.
oj101 33
Directions? ONE DIRECTION!! OMG!! *pisses self like excited dog/preteen girl* Just kidding. I hope 1D becomes irrelevant sometime soon, but I'm not too hopeful after we suffered 5 long years wit Justin Bieber.
comedybreak 20
It was a spongebob reference to the chocolate scene
Ins0mau 20
It DOES suck but that IS pretty funny though.
VannahJane 17
It's more annoying than funny
goose12321 11
You have sided with the enemy and must hereby also be destroyed.
TheManager 6
Your RANDOM capitalization is WHAT really sUCks.
Ololo_fml 16
That's what makes you beautiful!
_GoodGuy 11
Slowly back away, while weeping for humanity.
therealslim 15
Don't shoot me but I actually like One Direction. It's just the fangirls that put people off
waterpolohezy 6
You are a disgrace to the real Slim Shady
Ziggy122 15
Yeah, I like 'em too. Gimme all the crap you want, but they're a big guilty pleasure of mine. I ******* hate their fanbase though.
Faff 20
I don't like them at all, but I think the haters are at least as annoying as their fanbase. I probably wouldn't even heard of them if people didn't hate them so much.
upallnight11 19
It's ok #57, no need to be ashamed. We all have are guilty pleasures ;)
upallnight11 19
*our
waterpolohezy 6
Saying you hate their fan base doesn't make your guilty pleasure any more tolerable
Ziggy122 15
Why not, 84? I'm sure a bunch of us on here listened to NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys during their heyday, and One Direction really isn't that much different. I don't call myself a "Directioner" or interact with their crazy-ass fandom at all. I just casually listen to them from afar. And I'm pretty aware that they're a flash in the pan and will certainly be gone within a year or two.
therealslim 15
I got thumbed down for saying I liked One Direction. I didn't act like a crazy ass fangirl/boy. People think they're cool hating on One Direction. I mean seriously, it's a band, right? Get over it, if you hated them so much why would you bother with the effort of talking about them?
error404n0tf0und 21
if you hate haters so much,why be bothered to talk about them?
skatoolaki 24
It's okay #95 - I get shit for liking Nickelback all the time. To each his own, I say!
Ziggy122 15
High five, 95. Us sane casual 1D fans gotta stick together.
DubstepCrazyXD 11
Nickelback on the other hand is a great band.
misspulkadot24 17
It's ok OP, stupidity is universal. When I was in China, they kept jumping on my friend screaming that he looked like Justin Bieber.
michael666 7
oh my god, that would be awful haha. damn id have to beat sum chinese ass if they kept jumping up and down on me or my buddy hahaha
shadowsorel 15
51, can you please repeat that in English?
roseeabayy 7
Hahaha that's hilarious!
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It's the one thing that makes them feel... "American..."
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...that's why they pounce on it so much. They probably don't know better music
McNikk 15
How young was this girl? Next time, try finding an adult to help you.
jem970 19
Sadly there are a lot of adult women who love them to... My mother is one. It is so sad.
CammyGal 26
Where do five gay guys walk? In one direction.
upallnight11 19
This one's kind of old.
mpsteve137 15
More like one direction to going deaf... Ehh
BeccaHugs 17
Next time avoid asking the 11 year old for directions.
bjdog98 9
I hate people for this reason.
ManInTheMachine 20
I hate you for the reason that you hate 12 for the reason that he hates people. And I'd prefer red wine, to be honest.
bjdog98 9
Lol ok calm your nuts
Cartera 10
78 - Never.