Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

Remember One Direction stans?

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

3 April 2013, 16:08

Destroy her with lasers!

_GoodGuy 11

3 April 2013, 16:09

Slowly back away, while weeping for humanity.

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born_hustla 26

3 April 2013, 16:40

Whichever country, run away!

Leasha3 14

3 April 2013, 16:40

I don't know why this is a FML. They are just girls being girls (:

rawr_ily96 24

3 April 2013, 16:40

This is why I hate most Directioners. Most of them are crazy, insane fan-girls... Kinda like with the Vocaloid Len Kagamine. CRAZY. ASS. FAN-GIRLS. There's also Jacob and Edward from Twilight. Even more crazy fan girls. Just a message to you fan-boys and fan-girls: NEVER GO FULL FAN-BOY/GIRL!!! It's the most annoying thing you can do.

zandalee 20

4 April 2013, 06:14

32 - calm the **** down and take your meds already.

zandalee 20

4 April 2013, 06:14

32 - calm the **** down and take your meds already.

whiplash2289 19

3 April 2013, 16:41

Yeah I hate it when that happens.

jem970 19

3 April 2013, 16:57

You just stumbled upon a crazy.

notjanedoe 27

3 April 2013, 16:57

Time to get a tourist dictionary and ask for directions in the language of the country you happen to be in :-)

trellz17 19

3 April 2013, 16:58

Has no one noticed OP didn't write "in" or is it supposed to be "lost a foreign city"?

HeadlessSparrow 20

3 April 2013, 17:05

I guess OP forgot to put that "in" in the first sentence

FaygoAndMiracles 18

3 April 2013, 17:05

I noticed, I just kinda got too lazy to point it out.

purplexpinapple 11

3 April 2013, 17:03

Lemme guess, you were in the UK? I hate Directioners!

FaygoAndMiracles 18

3 April 2013, 17:07

This person was either in America or from America, so, I don't really think that it counts as foreign enough that there would be a language issue.

gracehi 33

3 April 2013, 17:36

The UK is a foreign country to Americans. It's really quite a different place. The don't even drive on the same side of the road. And while they speak the same language, the dialect is different and, believe me, causes confusion. Try telling an American that you were in the toilet or a British person you were in the bathroom and observe the resulting raised eyebrow.

tomatosz 23

3 April 2013, 17:37

#50 When OP is from the US rather than on holiday in the US, there could be a language issue if his holiday is not in an English-speaking country. The girl he asked may not speak English very well, so One Direction may be the only association she had with "directions". Doesn't make the response any more appropriate though...

VeganVampyre 27

20 July 2013, 05:20

50- nobody said anything about a language issue. OP only said they were lost in a foreign city. It could easily have been a city in England, Canada, or even another part of the states and it would still be foreign to them.