Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Remember One Direction stans?
Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
Destroy her with lasers!
_GoodGuy 11
Slowly back away, while weeping for humanity.
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HowieDoIt 21
I would make a Big Time Rush out of there. That band makes my food go one direction out of me.
measday21 5
Lol
perdix 31
That's what makes her beautiful.
HeartOfLead 24
...for a monkey... That can talk.
hanacurse 11
Are you in America?
HowieDoIt 21
Yep, right next to the username it says United States.
bamagrl410 31
If they are, it isn't helping our reputation with the rest of the world...
gracehi 33
OP said "foreign city." So, while OP may live in America, I'm guessing this happened somewhere outside the US. American music is universally popular, even the teen bopper variety.
lulubelles 33
Correct, except One Direction come from the UK, so we have to take the blame here.
gracehi 33
My mistake. I don't know anything about One Direction, but for some reason I assumed they were American. Now I feel silly. Excuse me while I go hide in this hole.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
It looks like she needs that One Thing. A room in the insane asylum.
perdix 31
Was her name Siri? My iPhone sometimes behaves this way.
pasha92 5
Why would ask a girl in the first place...
rawr_ily96 24
What? We aren't capable of giving directions? I thought it was men who couldn't give directions or even ask for them. :P
Dracoboxer357 36
21- Because females are also considered intelligent human beings with the ability to answer spoken questions....? :p
upallnight11 19
That would be ONE THING everyone (except for directioners) think is annoying.
travtxson 5
You weren't standing on a yellow brick road were you??
Slugable 7
one direction straight to hell i hope ...
HeadlessSparrow 20
That's pretty darn annoying. Went to a girl in a foreign city asking for directions, and she got happy because she thought you said One Direction. Yeah, one day you are going to look back on this and just laugh.