Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML
Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said no so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, and after a lot of effort to reconnect with my family after a while of limited contact, I found out from the family group text that my mom, sister, and grandmother went on a vacation without me, and I didn’t even know about it until they posted some airport selfies. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I got lost in a foreign city while on vacation and couldn't communicate with anyone, because I didn't speak the language and no one seemed to be able, or even wanted, to speak to me in mine. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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Top comments
datechnerd 21
Hope you didn't get stuck with the bill too
smurfnipples44 8
Your family members are a bunch of assholes
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Comments (105)
KawaiiSushii 8
Now it's confirmed you're not the favorite.
maryamum 3
it must be that you have taken a long time in the restroom
coklara 15
They are going to have a massive orgy
Futacy 30
Dude, that's gross, they're all related.
False_Stupidity 42
Incest, a game for the whole family!
Witchylady 18
Oh you poor thing. I feel for you. I hope you found your way home. What an insensitive family. Can you trade them in for a new one?
elyx_fml 16
How long were you in that bathroom...
kacironi 13
hope they at least paid before they left
BlackAfrican64 13
You have a phone use it
jaybubblesxo 1
Hahhaha and first think you decide to do is jump on here and post on FML? Hopefully they came back :)
iggy_boss 3
Are you sure your family didn't just pull some Hansel-and-Gretel shit on you, OP? Sounds suspicious to me.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Family..got to love them. I'm sure they will realize sooner or later that you aren't there. Hopefully soon.