Today, while discussing my family on a date, I mentioned that my parents are divorced. She immediately got up and left without a word. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date, and I mentioned that I'm divorced, he was fine with that. I said I have two kids, he was fine with that. I mentioned the youngest is autistic, he was not fine with that, got up, and left so fast saying he wants nothing to do with kids like that. I was left with the bill. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, I was interviewing someone for a job at my restaurant. When I said ,"We're like a family here," she wordlessly got up and left. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Catholic. Very strict one, too.
Glowworm56 27
There's no reason for this unless she's actually an unknown half sibling from one of your parents.
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Comments (19)
peanuts363 12
Everyone knows that when parents split it’s because of the kid. Good job ruining your parents life op.
michaela 8
Doesn't want to date a family of quitters.
FishyFishy 12
That means one more set of in-laws!
JudgeComrade 17
Was the date consisting solely of you going on and on about yourself, your hobbies, your interests, your family and your past?
Victoria Taggart 4
That happened to me too!