Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend on the phone, asking him pick me up for a cookout while his kids were yelling in the background, asking where my friend, their dad, was going. He jokingly answered them, "To pick up my ugly friend." They quickly replied with my name, out of the dozens of friends he hangs out more with. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
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panda1o 0
well which one were you?
xlorawrz 9
That's harsh and bitchy of them, but that's what happens when you hand out your phone number to random douchebags at bars.
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Comments (86)
natasharox 3
that's what you get for meeting guys at the bar.
solidfox7 0
so.. which one are you?
Hyman_Hunter 0
Perfect time to pretend like you fake numbered them Rejection hotline or homosexual hotline ^_^
maaggie_fml 0
there's a homosexual hotline? bahahaha wish I had known that beforeeeee:)
Nuahavizu 17
YDI for giving your numbers to jerks. >.> I have some REALLY nice friends who would never say a mean word to you, but they arent asses... so women of course arent interested in them.
MissyBoo13 0
I really wanna know the answer.
sukitoff3656 0
They might be gay
megsy123 0
hopefully your the ugly one that way your not at fault.
martin26_fml 5
well at least your not ugly AND fat
Narwhal234 6
OP, you should have said "Is this the stupid one or the creepy one?"
evilbunny7603 0
Its mean either way, however i hope you're the "fat"one. You can lose weight but you can't fix ugly.